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Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formidably Defends The Embattled Dutch Queen . . .

2012-01-13T03:05:00.000-08:00

Professor Joseph Obi cannot understand the Massive Dutch Furore concerning the Scarf and Hat Combo which was recently chosen by Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ; during Her Highly Controversial Tour of the Arabian Gulf.

Far from viewing such Graceful Attire as being an Oblivious Insult to Modern Womanhood , Professor Obi actually does think it to be Quite Elegant and Exceedingly Ravishing . . .

Well Done , Your Majesty . . . You Look Fabulous !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | The QuackFather

2012-01-10T23:32:00.000-08:00

Global Message From Doctor Obi (The QuackFather)

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This is to publicly confirm that Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has indeed cheekily adopted the (Equally Controversial) Alias of Quackfather.

Professor Obi personally chose the name himself , after reading (for the very first time) all of the Online Rubbish which a Racist Cabal of about 25000 Skeptic Bloggers were vituperatively posting about him on the Internet.

The current aim is therefore to sensationally turn the tables on such Obliviously Shameless Adversaries ; since they have seriously invested almost a decade of their Exceptionally Bitter Energies into creating the Utterly Ludicrous Myth that he is some sort of Alternative Medicine Mafia Boss.

Thankfully , our Quackfather Blog is now the Top Internet Source for all issues relating to Evidence Based Quack Medicine (EBQM) ; and Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi fundamentally aims to humbly keep it that way.

Please Kindly visit www.QuackFather.com ; for further details.

Thank You (once again) for your (Unending) Fabulous Support.

Dr Obi Loves You More !

Alternative Medicine Strongman | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Chief Political Strategist .

2012-01-06T01:33:00.000-08:00

We are exceedingly pleased to duly confirm (once again) that Royal College of Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , is to continue to formidably serve as the Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign ; until further notice.

As previously stated on numerous occasions , please be duly reminded that the New Official Alternative Medicine Campaign Website Address is www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk.

www.AlternativeMedicine.me.uk still has all of the previous information which was present on the Former Site.

Thank You.

Quack Medicine Awards | Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

2011-12-28T18:23:00.000-08:00

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has warmly agreed to host the upcoming 2013 Quack Medicine Awards (aka the Quammies).

More Information will be publicly released soon.

Dr Joseph Obi | Quacktitioner Royal | Alternative Medicine Quack News | Coronation Of The King.

2011-12-28T01:08:00.000-08:00

Quackingham Palace recently confirmed that the Brand New Quacktitioner Royal is : His Majestic Eminence , The Rt Hon Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin).

It will be duly recalled that the Former Quacktitioner Royal , His Royal Highness The Crown Prince , has since Amicably Abdicated , with Immediate Effect.

LONG LIVE THE KING !!!

Professor Joseph Obi | My Exclusive True Story | The Quackometer Blog | Major UK Racism Scandal

2011-12-27T07:23:00.000-08:00

Doctor Joseph Obi

Quackometer Racism Blog Scandal

Coming Soon.

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be publicly revealing exactly how Top Political Members of the Ousted UK Labour Party Government corruptly joined Forces with a Racist UK Quackometer Blog . . . in a Failed Attempt to shamelessly undermine Black British Voters.

Professor Joseph Obi

Secret Quackometer Funding Files

Coming Soon.

Professor Joseph Obi Weeps For Black Youths.

2011-12-24T13:43:00.001-08:00

2014 MEP Elections Aspirant , Professor Joseph Obi still remains absolutely horrified to have recently learnt that ( according to the UK Chief Inspector of Prisons), Black Men now account for almost half of the population of British Jails ; despite the fact that the percentage of Black People in the United Kingdom is still under 10%.

Dr Joseph Obi Audaciously Attempts To Comprehensively Rewrite Medical History . . .

2011-12-24T13:33:00.000-08:00

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Dr Joseph Obi , has boldly launched an Outrageously Audacious Bid to Comprehensively Redefine all of the Following 3 Terms : Quack , Quackery and Quack Medicine.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | The QuackFather Blog.

2011-12-24T13:30:00.001-08:00

Emeritus RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has now officially launched the (Long-Awaited) QuackFather Blog .

Joseph Obi | Alternative Medicine Petition Results

2011-12-24T13:27:00.000-08:00

Downing Street Alternative Medicine Petition : Final (Official) Closing Results from Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom.

* Campaign to increase Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 1028 Signatures (Created by Professor Joseph Obi).

* Campaign to decrease Central UK Government Support for Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) = 43 Signatures (Created by an Arrogant Bunch of Skeptic Losers)

Unquestionable Scientific Verdict : Alternative Medicine Supporters currently outnumber Arrogant Skeptic Scientists ; by a Formidable Factor of over 20 to 1

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | The Rt Hon Emeritus RCAM Provost | 2012 Public Speaking Schedule.

2011-12-23T16:04:00.000-08:00

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) will not be available for any additional Public Speaking Engagements till the Late Autumn of 2012 ; as his Touring Schedule for most of the Upcoming Year is now comprehensively booked.

Thank You.

Joseph Obi Firmly Shatters The Quackometer !

2011-12-18T07:04:00.000-08:00

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Obi , has once again decisively thrashed the Quackometer . . .

Further Juicy Gossip will definitely be arriving shortly.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Quack Medicine Is Not Unique To Fringe Alternative Healers. . . "

2011-12-18T06:58:00.000-08:00

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Xmas Food For Thought.

"Quack Medicine is just as common in an Orthodox Clinical Setting as it is in an Alternative Medicine Environment.

The main difference is that Allopathic Quacks often tend to have an Accredited Medical Degree plus a Statutory Medical Practising License ; while their Holistic Fringe Healing Counterparts fundamentally do not possess any of the Aforementioned Major Qualifications.

Whatever the case , please be duly informed that over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine has absolutely No Solid Evidence Base whatsoever ; and as such is therefore (by Critical Default) fundamentally deemed to be nothing short of Unflappable Medical Quackery.

To put it bluntly : Almost Everyone is now a Potential Quack . . ."

Joseph Chikelue Obi | My Story | " How I Devastatingly Crushed The Quackometer . . ." |

2011-12-18T06:52:00.000-08:00

NEWSFLASH : Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be publicly outlining the Maverick Avalanche of Formidable Strategies which he decisively used to Firmly Crush the (Feeble-Minded) Quackometer Bandwagon of Arrogant Little Sceptics . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Stoms Downing Street | Doctor Joseph Obi wants the UK to urgently appoint it's 1st Black Supreme Court Judge.

2010-04-03T05:05:00.001-07:00

Easter Newsflash 2010 :

Black British Politician , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has just been granted approval to boldly spearhead yet another (highly controversial) Downing Street Petition.

Further Information will be arriving shortly.

Professor Joseph Obi : Global Policy Statement : Forcible Deportation Deaths . . .

2010-03-29T05:13:00.000-07:00

Professor Joseph Obi sadly notes the Totally Unacceptable number of Deaths which have Unnecessarily Occurred during Forcible Deportation Procedures throughout the World ; most especially within both the European Union and the European Economic Area.

Dr Obi hereby publicly calls on both the United Nations and the European Union to Comprehensivly Enforce (and Update) the Current Directive that a Panel of Independent (Neutral) Observers must Fundamentally Monitor all Forcible Deportation (Repatriation) Exercises , Appraisals and Assessments.

It is the Firm Diplomatic Opinion of Professor Obi that at least one of the Aforesaid Observers must be a Licensed Medical Doctor (with a Specialist Interest in Emergency Medicine) ; while another Observer should be a Licensed Attorney (with a Specialist Interest in Human Rights Issues).

Enough is Enough : A (Highly Preventable and Utterly Inhumane) Forcible Deportation Death is (most definitely) One Death Too Many.

Joseph Obi : " Thanks for the Fabulous Support ! "

2010-03-29T03:57:00.000-07:00

Dr Joseph Obi would like to (once again) publicly express his Profound Personal Gratitude to all those who have solidly stood by him (so far) ; most especially during the past decade or two.

As previously acknowledged (elsewhere) ; the Years 2000 to 2009 undoubtedly ranked among the Most Challenging Years of his life - and Doctor Obi shall indelibly remain eternally grateful to each (and every one) of his Fabulous Supporters.

God Bless Us All !

Dr Joseph Obi | Global Haiti Assistance Appeal

2010-01-14T15:25:00.000-08:00

I can officially confirm that an International Medical Charity , Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) , is seriously struggling to adequately cope with a Massive Influx of (Bruised, Battered and Broken) Survivors of the Recent Highly - Devastating Earthquake in Haiti.

I hereby humbly request that all (well-meaning) Individuals urgently visit the Official MSF Website ; to see whether there is anything which can be done to Save Life or Optimize Health.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Doctor Joseph Obi | Wellness FM Video Of The Month | November 2009 | Sir Elton John

2009-11-17T15:41:00.000-08:00

Doctor Joseph Obi :
Wellness FM Video of the Month : November 2009

Elton John : Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

*The Wellness FM Video of the Month is ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Joseph Obi defends 'New Jade Goody' Nomination.

2009-11-17T15:35:00.000-08:00

Wellness FM Reality Show Judge, Joseph Obi has formidably defended his decision to publicly name the 'New Jade Goody'.

Speaking exclusively to Wellness FM , during a Private Phone Conversation , Doctor Obi said:

" The Reality Entertainment World obnoxiously abhors a Vacuum .

Very Soon , Members of the Public will seriously start experiencing Excruciatingly-Painful Withdrawal Symptoms - especially if they cannot swiftly find someone to comprehensively assuage their Frequent Jade Cravings.

Jade Goody was not a Selfish Individual - and she would never have wanted the Sensational Jade Phenomenon to obliviously follow her to her grave forever.

So it is far much better to start the New Jade Goody Search sooner than later - so that the Wonderful Old Show ultimately carries on regardless . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi | "Kerry Katona : New Jade Goody."

2009-11-17T15:26:00.001-08:00

" Kerry Katona is the New Jade Goody : Long May She Reign ! "

*(Says Controversial Wellness FM Judge , Dr Joseph Obi).

Professor Joseph Obi to contest for EU Parliament.

2009-10-31T06:15:00.000-07:00

This is to formally confirm to our American Clientelle that Professor Joseph Obi will (indeed) be contesting for a European Congressional (MEP) Seat in 2014.

Please kindly visit the Official EU Parliamentary Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Obi at www.obi-1.com

Dr Joseph Obi set to announce 'New Jade Goody' .

2009-04-04T16:58:00.000-07:00

Wellness FM Reality Show Judge, Dr Joseph Obi is imminently set to publicly announce the name of the Top UK Celebrity who he thinks will eclectically step into the shoes of the late Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed.

Please kindly continue to visit the Wellness FM website for further essential updates on this issue of Profound International Importance .

Thank You.

Prof. Obi | Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody : "No Greater Dame . . ."

2009-03-24T16:07:00.000-07:00

Jade Goody : 1981 - 2009

"In the Worldwide Reality Arena of Cervical Cancer Awareness , there currently remains No Greater Dame than the Late Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed."

*A Personal Tribute from Wellness FM Reality Show Guru Prof. Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed : 1981 - 2009 : Wellness FM Final Picture Tribute

2009-03-15T08:08:00.000-07:00

Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed : 1981 - 2009 : Wellness FM Final Picture Tribute