Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formidably Defends The Embattled Dutch Queen . . .

Professor Joseph Obi cannot understand the Massive Dutch Furore concerning the Scarf and Hat Combo which was recently chosen by Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ; during Her Highly Controversial Tour of the Arabian Gulf.

Far from viewing such Graceful Attire as being an Oblivious Insult to Modern Womanhood , Professor Obi actually does think it to be Quite Elegant and Exceedingly Ravishing . . .

Well Done , Your Majesty . . . You Look Fabulous !